Even More Shitty Facebook Ads

I don't think they can get any worse. They just still exist.

The Raj Haj Paj

The Raj Haj Paj is actually a quick list of stupid things I need to get out, seeing as how I haven't written anything of substance in well over a month. But doesn’t it sound like a delicious mix of Indian dishes? Mmmmm. Raj haj paj.

Bread Heels & Ringtones: A Rant

You know who I feel bad for? The end crusts in a loaf of bread. Bread heels. Now, if you were to argue that bread heels are more ‘what’ than ‘who’, I say hey - bread heels are people too.

Okay, not really.

Questionable Reporting

I ran across this brief in the Metro the other day.

Phone Numbers and Pizza.

I’ll tell you what needs to happen. People need to stop spelling their phone numbers with words. Everyone is upgrading to a QWERTY keyboard, so the helpfulness of you switching your numbers to letters has been, much like Jazzy Jeff’s career after The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, rendered completely obselete.

Quicklink - How Mark Cassidy Died.

Today's blog, a quick blog that's not so much a blog because I don't have time to write a blog worthy of blogging - jesus, that word just doesn't make any sense. I know what it means... it just has no real world value. Fuckin' blogs. Good luck in the recession.

A Guide To Canadian Bills

Canadian bills have the advantage of being different colours so A) you can find the proper amount when you’re piss-loaded drunk and B) so other countries will think we’re gay.

WTF is the Sealpelt?

Aw, c’mon… what the hell? Did a Snuggie fuck a seal?

This Week In Idiots

Sometimes, there just aren't enough IQ points to divvy up between everybody. Here are four people who fell short.

Baseball Goes Overboard

Looking through the Blue Jays playing schedule this year, I noticed they have three different types of home games. Regular home game, Premium home game, and - not to be outdone - Super Premium home game.

What the fuck is going on here? Can't we just watch baseball anymore?