Monday Night Musings

You know in Japan, they have something called 'lamp fights'?



I guess it's like UFC. Except, with flourescent lightbulbs.

My Favourite Bus Driver

Whenever I take the bus, I try to make a point of thanking the driver for the ride. The dude sits behind a giant wheel driving a bunch of thankless fucks around town in a vehicle the size of a city block. If he wanted to kill you, he totally could.