Just Me Being A Jerk

Shooting For a Record

With a headline like this:

You're bound to pique my curiosity.

Right Before Cake Boss.

I actually wrote this a while ago and decided it was too offensive to post. I've since decided I was right. Enjoy.

Devouring The Double Down

Last night, I got the new KFC Double Down. I had to satiate my curiosity; is the Double Down popular because it’s actually good? Or is it popular because people know how vile it is, but they have to try it because they’re fat, disgusting pigs?

And they put the fire out after? Pussy.

6 Crappy Cancer Scares

It seems that, in this germ-riddled and disease-rampant age, anything and everything will give you some form of cancer. You could try cutting these things out of your life and locking yourself in your house until the end of your natural life but I’m sure that isolation and watching too much daytime TV also causes cancer. Sorry about that.

Rules of the Road in Toronto: VOL 2

Dear Toronto Drivers,

You suck. Well, most of you suck. Some of you are okay. But most of you suck.

WTF News: Cops Rescue Marinating Cat

Buffalo police rescued a cat from a Cheektowaga man who apparently was planning to make a meal out of his pet because he thought it was ill-tempered, authorities said Monday. (via)

9 People I Can Do Without

1. Anyone who plugs their ears when the subway screeches really loudly – What are you, six years old?

This Week In Idiots - VOL 3

It's time for another round-up of half-wits! So many idiots, so little time to make fun of them all. Here we go: