Saturday, June 4, 2011

Inferring From Horoscopes

Aries: You're a fucking bore.

Cancer: You suck at your job.

Capricorn: You hate a lot of people.

Aquarius: you have anger management problems.

Gemini: You're a drama queen.

Leo: You're a stuck-up prick.

Libra: You have anger management problems.

Pisces: You're poor.

Sagittarius: You're repulsive.

Scorpio: You're lazy.

Taurus: You worry about too much shit.

Virgo: You're paranoid.

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