Timbits I Can Do Without

When I go to the Tim Hortons drive-thru and order 'assorted' timbits, don't they know I mean 'no plain'? Who ever wants those?

Lessons For Kids

You know who can take a long walk off a short pier? Parents who help their kids sell chocolate bars for school fundraisers.

Bread Heels & Ringtones: A Rant

You know who I feel bad for? The end crusts in a loaf of bread. Bread heels. Now, if you were to argue that bread heels are more ‘what’ than ‘who’, I say hey - bread heels are people too.

Okay, not really.