Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Why Do You Hate My Quesadillas?

Okay first off, I have no more friends. I‘ve mentioned this recipe to probably a dozen people and every single one of them has told me it sounded disgusting without even bothering to try it.

Monday, June 28, 2010

The G20 Riot Roundup

Hey Toronto! We had an interesting weekend, didn’t we?

Monday, June 14, 2010

Death of A Urinal

A urinal shaped like a woman’s wide-open mouth has been flushed out of the men’s room of a Hamilton eatery following a nearly year-long public outcry. (via)

The glossy, red-lipped loo at The Honest Lawyer restaurant sparked a letter-writing campaign that attracted almost 1,100 people, including Ontario’s NDP leader and Hamilton’s mayor.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Now You Know: Steve Driver

'Now you Know' is a (not-so) exciting new post, in which I'll touch on a recent news story about someone who, had they not been so stupid/crazy/funny/etc, you would have never heard of them. Let's go.

Up this week is an actor from Porn Valley (who was coincidentally fully clothed and nowhere in the vicinity of a woman for his 15 minutes of fame.)

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Entitled to Damages

Why is it that, in this day and age, anytime you have a problem with someone or something, you can just sue the shit out of them?

Have you walked into traffic and gotten hit by a car? You just may be Entitled To Damages.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Dave's Brother

I got a really distressing email the other day from someone I was pretty sure I didn’t know. The subject was “FW: VIRUS COMING?” so I took it pretty seriously. Even though whoever sent
this obviously didn’t, what with that awkward question mark (like they were yelling but they weren't really sure why.)