Sex Toys, Bank Robbers and Mustaches

This is the Titty Blow Masturbator.



(FYI, clicking the picture will also take you straight to the site. It’s funnier that you find out now, rather than before you actually clicked it.)

The RC Forklift

After seeing the joy on Mike’s face when he flew his RC helicopter around at work, I knew I had to get in on the next order from ThinkGeek.com. I wanted an RC something-or-other. Maybe a car. Or a plane. Or a boat, except I doubt they’d let me fill the sink to play with my RC boat at lunchtime.

Reading Is For Chumps

On a recent trip to Chapters, I was looking for Choke, a book by Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk.

In Other News: Dresden Is Slow

I hope you're sitting down. If you're not, I'll give you a second. And in that second, I'll wonder why you weren't sitting down in the first place. But anyways, you are now? Okay.

You remember Dresden? No? Me neither.