Thursday, April 2, 2009

Baseball Goes Overboard

Looking through the Blue Jays playing schedule this year, I noticed they have three different types of home games. Regular home game, Premium home game, and - not to be outdone - Super Premium home game.

What the fuck is going on here? Can't we just watch baseball anymore?

I imagine the Mets will probably host Super Duper Extra Special Premium home games, and word has it the Mariners have already started selling tickets for their Super Duper Extra Special Stamped It Black Ball No Erasies I'm Rubber And You're Glue Whatever I Say Bounces Off Of Me And Sticks To You home games.

If you check the standings, you'll see Toronto is in the American League. There's also the National League, the Grapefruit League and the Cactus League.

Whoa whoa whoa...

Grapefruit and Cactus leagues? Who is making up these ridiculous names? I bet it's the same guy who names the home games for the Mariners.

Don't forget to upgrade your tickets.

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