Monday, March 23, 2009

Recession Jobs: Stripper

If you're feeling the effects of this recession and are looking for a job, I caught this stripper job fair on CNN the other day.

They say they're looking to fill around 30 positions, from strippers and waitresses to disc jockeys and bartenders

The CNN reporter said they were also looking for 'back of the house staff'. To which the news anchor giggled and said, “I don’t know what that means.”

Tsoumas said he hopes some who might shun strip clubs when the economy is good might consider shedding their clothes now

Strip Club Owner - "Hey, we're in a recession. I bet more chicks will get naked for money."

Y'know what's sad? He's probably right.

Employers across the adult entertainment industry say they're seeing an influx of applications ... attracted by the promise of flexible schedules and fast cash. Many have college degrees and held white-collar jobs until the economy soured.

Imagine when you're 80, and you're bragging to your grandkids that you were a stripper in the Recession of 2009?

Grandma - "That's how I got this sweet tattoo. We called it a tramp stamp."
Kids - "What is it, grandma?"
Grandma - "It's Chinese, it means lamb of god."
Kids - "It just looks like a raisin now."

That's what we need. Recession strippers who look like Doodle Bears.

For any of my stripper friends, or friends who will soon be strippers, or friends who I sometimes look at and wish they were strippers, check out Recession Economics For Strippers. Apparently, we're supposed to be haggling for lapdances?

Speaking of Recession-friendly Strippers...

This Tuesday, they’ve got half-price lap dances and free entry from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.

Strip club for lunch? I need to put that on my to do list.

1 comment:

  1. Ok,I have just one comment. Why the fuck is the picture of people looking at the stripper all seem to be women? Is it a sex expo? lol