Sunday, March 8, 2009

7 Things People Like Getting Their Pictures With

1. DRUNK PEOPLE PASSED OUT

They can’t help but smugly point out that they’re sober enough to enjoy the humour of the situation but drunk enough to act like an asshole about it.





2. CARS

This includes a whole range of ‘standing beside car’ pictures. One of the popular ones is their new car.

“Check out my sweet 95 Tercel. It has air conditioning.”

Then there's cars that aren’t theirs.



(Yeah Guido Beach, take the picture quick before the owner comes out.)

This also includes taking pictures with girls who aren’t theirs who are modeling with the cars...


...but it doesn’t include the hot girls who are posing by cars that aren’t theirs by themselves. That’s okay.




See? That’s totally fine.

3. BABIES


Who needs a picture of you and some random baby?


I could see if it was your baby, but it’s not even your baby.

4. THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN




Although, that doesn’t exactly count as having your picture taken with the Hollywood sign. This, on the other hand, does.


And you can only get it if you’re badass enough to ignore all the other signs that tell you not to get a picture with this sign, such as this one (which no one seemed to want to get a picture with.)


5. THEIR PETS




This also includes animals at the zoo.


I want to see the Malaysian Tapir, why would your stupid grinning face take up half the frame? That leads me to other animals people take picture with…

6. GIANT FISH


"No one will ever believe we caught this bastard!”

Look at this poor guy.


It’s not even a fish he caught, he just have to help the guy who caught it hold the damn thing up. He's just posing with a giant fish for no reason. Which takes me to...

7. GIANT TREES

“Holy shit, look how big this tree is!” Click.

And sometimes people go overboard and combine them.


The only thing that could be worse is taking a picture of your car by a giant tree would be taking a picture of you by your car by a giant tree. Holding a baby and a fish.

1 comment:

  1. The guy passed out on the bench on pic #1 is my buddy Domenic lol, where did you find that pic?
    -D

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